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Old May 21, 2011, 11:47 PM // 23:47   #5741
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what ever happened to "don't believe the hype"?
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Old May 22, 2011, 01:29 AM // 01:29   #5742
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It ended at the same time full house ended

Are you going to move your feet?
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Old May 22, 2011, 02:06 AM // 02:06   #5743
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Not until this House Wives of Orange County marathon is over.

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Old May 22, 2011, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #5744
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It's comedic, adventurous, action-packed, a little bit of romance. It's a salad bar!

Why do daughters act like mothers?
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Old May 22, 2011, 02:19 AM // 02:19   #5745
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Because mothers pass their genes on to their daughters while in the back of their 67 Camero.

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Old May 22, 2011, 02:32 AM // 02:32   #5746
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Because those smiles are towards you

Why does coward not rhyme with towards?

(I need to find something better to do on my free time...)

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Old May 22, 2011, 02:51 AM // 02:51   #5747
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c comes before t

How come every time I go into my bathroom there's some douche bag with a weird look on his face that watches me?

(you really should)

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Old May 23, 2011, 08:46 AM // 08:46   #5748
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because you are using the wrong bathroom---(or you need to remove the mirrors).


did you miss me?
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Old May 23, 2011, 12:52 PM // 12:52   #5749
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I never miss...

Hmm, fried chicken or boiled eggs??
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Old May 23, 2011, 05:55 PM // 17:55   #5750
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(I did)

Lai Lai fried chicken eggs

Who loves pepsi?
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Old May 23, 2011, 08:22 PM // 20:22   #5751
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not me....you can keep the 'high fructose corn syrup' ...I will drink carbonated beverages with sugar though.
(shucks)

do you believe the hype that high fructose corn syrup is NOT bad for you (reg old corn syrup is ok---its the processed and changed high fructose one that is wrong, just plain wrong)??
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Old May 23, 2011, 10:17 PM // 22:17   #5752
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Everything is good for as long as you have it in moderation. Moderation meaning don't drink a liter of coke or pepsi a day.

How would you define moderation?
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What me and she does.

Do you think pwnd's Dell has exploded yet?
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Old May 24, 2011, 12:19 AM // 00:19   #5754
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.....'the chances are good' (magic eight ball)

do you think drinking drano in moderation is ok?????????
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Old May 24, 2011, 08:38 AM // 08:38   #5755
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Only for toddlers

Why is it when aliens abduct people they focus on the anal region?
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Old May 24, 2011, 12:44 PM // 12:44   #5756
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I don't know

Have you ever used something else besides toilet paper?
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Old May 24, 2011, 02:21 PM // 14:21   #5757
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Leaves when I went camping and forgot to pack tissue :P

Camp in the Amazon or the Sahara?
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Old May 24, 2011, 03:58 PM // 15:58   #5758
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no camping at all (as this is NOT the this or that thread )


is it nap time again???
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Old May 24, 2011, 05:57 PM // 17:57   #5759
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Lets nap together

(Man I am running out of questions to say)
How many times does a woodpeck would peck wood if he could?
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Old May 24, 2011, 09:47 PM // 21:47   #5760
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You've got your pecker mixed up with your chuck, pal.

Why on earth am I posting in this thread?
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